Op-Ed: Hopefully After Animation on FOX’s Premiere Week, Planet Earth Can Be Done With Amy Schumer for a While

Sorry, hun. We’re through.

This Sunday Night on FOX, Amy Schumer will cameo as a guest star on Bob’s Burgers, The Simpsons, and Family Guy. There was a time when Amy Schumer was someone I really looked forward to seeing on TV. I used to love her on the Comedy Central Roasts, I’ve seen all of her television specials, she was great! Then something happened…

Amy Schumer became famous. Once Amy got famous, everything went downhill for me. The magazine covers and Howard Stern show appearances were fine (except the most recent one), and I loved her episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, but now I want her to kindly take her shit and get it off my fucking porch.

That’s right, I’m done with Amy Schumer. She’s worn her welcome out with me and quite frankly it’s gonna take a long time before I warm up to her with it. Between her dropping one-time pal Kurt Metzger like a bag of potatoes thanks to the joys of social media, to her going on The Howard Stern Show, and all of a sudden coming armed with a date rape story just before her book came out, I’m just quite simply done with Amy Schumer. Oh yea, and how about this shit? Throwing out a dude for saying, “Show Me Your Tits!“? Make no mistake, Amy got famous on the back of a ton of jokes about her tits, so if she’s now going to try and sweep all of that under the rug, she can eat shit for all I care.

Entertainment Weekly has an exclusive clip of Amy Schumer playing the role of Mr. Burns’ mother, which, I don’t think I could’ve picked a better person to voice the mother of the most evil person in animation. The Simpsons is all-new this Sunday @ 8 pm ET/PT, check your local listings.