Ranking The Paloni Show: Which Short Should Get A Spin-Off?
13) “Slashtronaut”
Jacob Hair’s “Slashtronaut” delivers cute, gory goodness, but it feels like an Adult Swim interstitial or a piece of Inter-Dimensional Cable, not a series onto itself. It’s a fun piece and the only reason it’s not at the complete bottom of the list is that the titular slashtronaut is still alive at the end and technically able to inflict more carnage to new visitors.

There's got to be some kind of twist that's going to happen with this. I don't know if they're setting up an April Fool's joke now or what's going on, but it seems too strange that they'd suddenly reverse on doing a fourth and fifth season after the show was already renewed and they were even just talking about working on those seasons like a couple months ago or something. Or maybe the two episodes yet to release will secretly somehow each be like a "season" in themselves?