Ranking The Paloni Show: Which Short Should Get A Spin-Off?
9) “Shitty Beetlegeuse”
“Shitty Beetelgeuse” by Myke Chilian and Jordan Harris is one of the weaker segments in The Paloni Show that doesn’t offer audiences much to grab onto. However, the playful mischief of the eponymous creature could definitely breed future antics. That’s not to say that this would make for a worthwhile or original series, but it’s a formula that’s endlessly replicated for a reason. Weirder shows have lasted for longer.

There's got to be some kind of twist that's going to happen with this. I don't know if they're setting up an April Fool's joke now or what's going on, but it seems too strange that they'd suddenly reverse on doing a fourth and fifth season after the show was already renewed and they were even just talking about working on those seasons like a couple months ago or something. Or maybe the two episodes yet to release will secretly somehow each be like a "season" in themselves?