Review: Crank Yankers “Bobby Brown, Heidi Gardner & Jimmy Kimmel” ; “Tracy Morgan, Tim & Eric & Ron Funches”

Overview (Recap of Sketches)

Bobby Brown, Heidi Gardner & Jimmy Kimmel

Jim Florentine in Permanent Shrinkage

A man named Bobby Fletcher thinks he’s been permanently affected by a swimming pool due to the fact that the water was really cold and, as such, his penis has shrunk and has never returned. His date, “Jill”, even confirms Bobby’s story. Fortunately, Bobby’s penis fixes itself.

SCORE

9/10

Bobby Brown in Punch Out Flower Shop

Mike Tyson offers his services to a flower shop. His services entail standing outside of a flower shop and punching customers in the face after they buy flowers. The store owners of the flower shop show a bit of interest, but ultimately, decline.

SCORE

7/10

Jimmy Kimmel in Nicole Kidman Butterfly Phobia

Terrence wants to help Nicole Kidman conquer her fear of butterflies so she calls up a butterfly store to help them out.

SCORE

8/10

Other Sketches

Punkie Johnson in Pie Lattes, Heidi Gardner in Hot Yacht Guys

Best Sketch

Jim Florentine in Permanent Shrinkage

Worst Sketch

Bobby Brown in Punch Out Flower Shop

Tracy Morgan, Tim & Eric & Ron Funches

Tim & Eric in Bagel Woman For Daddy

Brothers want a sensual bagel display for a bar mitzvah which I’m not sure is kosher. The boys call a bagel shop that seems willing to want to sell the bagels, the problem is they can’t make weird shapes and stuff and probably don’t want to get involved in all of the extracurricular activities.

SCORE

9/10

Kyle Dunnigan in Reality House: Hardware Store

Bill Maher, Jeff Goldblum and Caitlyn Jenner call a hardware store for their reality show challenge and they need some supplies. The problem is this lady has never heard of any of these famous people and is just treating this as another call with customers.

SCORE

8/10

Ron Funches in Deli Apology

A man wants to be put in his place. In this case, it’s NYC. When a deli gets called in for a simple order, a battle ensues.

SCORE

7.5/10

Other Sketches

Caleb Hearon in The Guy At The Gym, Tracy Morgan in Rental Car Sex

Best Sketch

Tracy Morgan in Rental Car Sex

Worst Sketch

Ron Funches in Deli Apology