The Best Benefit Concerts/Charity Songs in the History of Animation

The Ball Removing Concert at the Great Sphinx of Giza (Metalocalypse)

I have a serious question. Why do people continue to attend Dethklok concerts? Dethklok shows are very dangerous and many audience members wind up dead, EVERY SINGLE TIME! It’s always due to some technical malfunction, which technically isn’t the band’s fault. But if they wanted to protect their fans, Dethklok would and should put more money into the safety of their live shows. And the fans who don’t die, often suffer even worse fates, like having their balls forcefully removed by a mechanical neutering machine.

That may sound like a random example, but that’s exactly what happened during their show at the Great Sphinx of Giza. With the best of intentions, Dethklok wanted to raise awareness of healthy neutering practices—much like on The Price is Right. But unlike that classic, daytime gameshow, the band takes it too far and many of their fans get irreversibly injured—and a bunch of them also die.

Please stop going to Dethklok shows!