Review: The Hollywood Puppet Shitshow “Karrueche Tran & Joe Jonas Shitshow”
Two stories about celebs striking out…
Spoilers Below
Karrueche Tran
Karrueche tells a story about bringing her pal Jess to a party hosted by probably Chris Brown (she doesn’t say). Jess decides to load up on some sort of pill and goes nuts all over Brown’s house while Tran is trying to impress the umbrella swordsman. Tran leaves the party after Jess eats the dude’s cactus…maybe it wasn’t Brown?
Score
7/10
Joe Jonas
Joe hooks up with some girl in Miami with a weird toe…in his dreams? Really, he heads to her party where he’s outed and with Cole heads back to his hotel…only Cole gets kicked out for the girl. Back at the hotel, Joe’s rounding first base when she falls asleep and starts slapping her in the face. A security guard shows up because Joe’s making this look like a rape but the girl wakes up and falls asleep again. A cop shows up and nearly makes the arrest until the girl wakes up and heads home…no kiss for Joe.
Score
There's got to be some kind of twist that's going to happen with this. I don't know if they're setting up an April Fool's joke now or what's going on, but it seems too strange that they'd suddenly reverse on doing a fourth and fifth season after the show was already renewed and they were even just talking about working on those seasons like a couple months ago or something. Or maybe the two episodes yet to release will secretly somehow each be like a "season" in themselves?