Shorts Review: Blitz’s Real Hollywood Stories “How I Met Sam”

Holy hell, this guy’s crazy.

Spoilers Below

In an episode that is sort of a prequel to the others we’ve reviewed, Dan introduces us to Sam. Turns out, Dan met Sam at a poker game where Sam was clearly stoned deaf throughout the evening to the point of even shitting on the game host’s floor and walls. Fortunately, the owner of the house didn’t care because he just took Sam for 700k at the poker tables.

Our Take

Ugh. Gross as hell, but pretty damn hilarious, especially with Sam just shitting all over someone’s house. I’d love to know who this Sam character is and how he made his money because between severed thumbs, buying sharks wrong, and now shitting on people’s houses, I don’t even know how he’s able to stand upright.

SCORE
8.5/10