Review: Right Now Kapow “Innocence of a Child / Story of My Life Boat”

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Spoilers Below
“Innocence of a Child”

Aliens attack Earth and we’re pretty much on the brink, but when a little girl starts to grow a bond with the invaders, the government decides to send her in. Turns out, she tells the aliens all the government’s secrets and that’s not a good thing.

Giant ants are attacking Earth when a little boy comes along and recommends that the government use a giant magnifying glass to burn the ants. They turn the boy into a giant who turns his burning capabilities on the rest of the town.

When plant tries to convince the President to trust a child to take down clone evil kids, he doesn’t buy it.

Score

8/10

“Story of My Life Boat” 

Louis, Dog, and Plant are stranded on a life raft and are arguing over rations. They finally get on an island, and again are arguing over the scant food that’s available. The Coast Guard shows up and Louis is reunited with his ex-girlfriend Rebecca, but Lou denies his savior simply because of spite.

Score

7/10

Other Sketches

Boxing, Hungry Sharks, William Tell, Birthday Wish, Solid Gold Palace, Suit Up One Last Time, Song-Writing, Genies, Milk Mascot, Space Manners

Best Sketch

Milk Mascot

Worst Sketch

Genies