Ten Ideas for the 666th Episode of “The Simpsons” That Al Jean Can Have for Free

2) Burn down the First Church of Springfield

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Obviously, it would be rebuilt, but really a church burning should help signify that this is ,in fact, the 666th episode of The Simpsons. I would love the six days that would come after the airing this episode because you know those days are going to be filled with religious right assholes going on FOX News and complaining. And YOUR pal John’s gonna be RIGHT there to say shit back!