Review: WWE Story Time “Before They Were Stars”

The guys are funny, but the girls….meh.

Spoilers Below

Cameras Are Everywhere

Miz talks of his time being on MTV’s Real World and making it with chicks on camera. Then he watches said episodes with his mom and now she’s gotta explain this shit to her friends.

Score

8/10

 

Poor Baby Becky

Becky talks of her time being a kid and having a rivalry with this kid.

Score

3/10

 

I’ll Wrestle the Monkey

The one and only Bruno Sammartino took part in a match with a monkey at a circus. This thing is an orangutan and it beat the shit out of Bruno for a while, but then Bruno took a swing at the monkey and got disqualified without payment.

Score

8.5/10

 

F-A-M-O-U-S

Charlotte Flair tells a story about the ONE time Ric couldn’t get backstage at an arena due to his popularity.

Score

4/10

Driving Mr. Blassie

We got a story featuring Paul Heyman driving with Freddie Blassie which apparently was a nightmare. At 15-years old, Paulie drives Blassie home and gives some good kudos to Paul’s dad…just not about being a driver.

Score

9/10