MTV has celebrity stories of its own…

Spoilers Below

Snooki

Snooki tells the story of how the hell she got on Jersey Shore. There was a big party with celebrities everywhere and soon the Jersey Shore cast hangs out with Paris Hilton and both Snooki and Jenny get trashed in front of photogs. They eventually run into Leo DiCaprio and Snooki becomes bffs with the Titanic star.

Score

8/10

Dolphin Skin

Getting personal with a G.I.L.F., i.e. a dude tries to bang out a grandma with her husband still in the room

Score

7/10

Thanks Obama

This guy tells a story on how he became a Youtube star by imitating Barack Obama. He’s actually pretty good and gets to meet the President of the United States and he actually does it for the leader of the free world.

Score

10/10

 

Milk Dick

Steelo tells a story about him getting into a drunken battle with some dude. The cops intervene and a security guard attempts to mace him but ends up getting the other authorities. Stello heads back to the hotel and accidentally wipes his eye with a maced hand, then showers and cleans his dick with the same maced hand. His pal calls for a glass of milk and Steelo puts his dick in it to feel better.

Score

8/10

Other Sketches

Demon In a Bottle, Greatest Party Text, Hot Pursuit, Greatest Party Snap

Best Sketch

Thanks Obama

Worst Sketch

Hot Pursuit