Review: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures “Chris Cooks Fish”

Just when I thought Barbara Pun-kleman was my favorite part of Rooster Teeth, in comes Chris with his recipe for fish.

Chris admits that he can’t cook. The only thing he can cook is pasta, eggs, and fish. When the guys tell him that fish is difficult to cook, Chris tells them how he does it. Basically, Chris takes a fish, covers it in salad dressing, and cooks it in a pan. Apparently, neither the type of fish nor the salad dressing matter. So he could end up with swordfish cooked in Thousand Island dressing.

The sheer idea that someone would actually eat this is simply incredible. I can’t imagine that it would taste good in any form. Yet, for some reason, I want to taste it myself. Maybe something along the lines of salmon in a balsamic dressing. But I wonder what other combinations Chris has made. Tuna in ranch? Haddock in blue cheese? I feel like there has to be a limit somewhere. At some point it has to get gross, right? Or am I just crazy?