We breakdown the best and worst sketches of Right Now Kapow’s premiere episode.

“Victory Speech”

A series of monsters fall down. Ice Cream makes an impassioned speech, but HERE COMES ANOTHER MONSTER! The army kicks this guy’s ass and Ice Cream goes back to making his speech, but HERE COMES ANOTHER MONSTER!!! Eventually, the town’s populace is down ot only a couple more civilians JUST as another monster heads to town.

Score

9/10

A woman drops her pizza

But what if you pick it up in five seconds? Plant decides to test this theory brought on by Diamond, but maybe Plant shouldn’t be taking any more strains of advice.

Score

6/10

A pharaoh puts friendship to the test.

Diamond, Plant, and Dog argue over who is Moon’s best friend as he’s being mummified, but we come to find out Moon kind of pulled a setup.

Score

6/10

“Magic Chair”

A wizard throws a dinner party and everybody gets presents except for Dog whom gets…a “Magic Chair”. Moon’s story is kinda bull shit, and we ain’t buyin’ it. A battle ensues against a dragon, and while everyone else seems to have a rather badass weapon, the “Magic Chair” seems to be a big pain in the ass. Even the level up rewards everyone gets are good except Dog’s. As our heroes come across a goblet, they finally get to use the chair for something useful, but the wizard starts to take shit back. Too bad our heroes aren’t invited and instead are attacked by bald eagles.

Score

8/10

A reporter meets a giraffe.

Something really bad happened to the giraffe during the CHOPPER NEWS! Choppers for every department gets out of hand quickly, and that’s why we have a dead giraffe.

Score

8.5/10

A teacher is rewarded for her years of service.

Diamond is visited by her former students, Moon and Candy, and we find out that after years of services, Diamond is in fact a ‘Butt Snail’. Clearly, “Mrs. Hammond” hates the gift, but she gets it anyway.

 

Score

7/10

Other Sketches

Dog’s jealous of a shadow, Candy vs Dog, Zipper Factory,  Escape Plan, Surgery, Grocery Store, unsee-a-ball

Best Sketch

Candy vs Dog

Worst Sketch

Pharoah