Review: Robot Chicken “Hopefully Salt”

Superman wishes he locked the Fortress of Solitude;

Because a polar bear gets inside and starts messing around and yes, is now SuperBear. SuperBear proceeds to save those in the Arctic that need his help, but also tears them to shreds afterwards.

the Robot Chicken Nerd possibly dies;

The Nerd wakes up in Heaven and learns of Earth’s secrets. Turns out, he was just dreaming.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles get a surplus of military hardware. 

Maybe Donnie should’ve left shit the way it was, missiles are stronger than projectile pizzas. That said, the Turtles make quick work of Shredder and the Foot Clan. To make good use of their pizza-throwing car, the guys go around town solving all of the cities petty crimes.

Other Sketches

Mortal Kombat, Wolf in Therapy, Think About It, 8-bit Firefighters, DuckTales, Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader, Zelda, Silence of the Lambs, Dr. Pepper, Barbie, Stephen Hawking

Best Sketch

Fortress of Solitude

Worst Sketch

DuckTales