Review: Mike Tyson Mysteries “Jason B. Sucks”

Spoilers Below

The Mysteries team is trying to find out who left them a bad online review, but with no way of contacting this “Jason B”, they decide to stake out two other places that this Jason has reviewed in hopes of finding him. The bad review is keeping Mike up at nights, so he decides to do a call campaign with everyone named Jason B. in the phone book, and as luck would have it he finds the online reviewer. We come to find out that Jason sent the guys a message a long time ago so as to find the whereabouts of Jason’s wife whom is now a vampire. Instead of looking for Mrs. B, Mike breaks into Jason’s house to try and change the review causing Pigeon to find Jason and shoot him dead.

Actually Jason is NOT shot dead, because we learn that he is actually a vampire that was probably turned by his wife. Because of the discovery, Jason’s psyched and thanks the Mysteries team before flying away to go searching for his wife, but is still unwilling to change the online review.

Our Take

This week’s script seemed to be more crass than normal with Mike Tyson going ballistic over this online review and we are all better for it. A lot of his punchlines I can’t even transcribe due to the amount of beeps, but I kept laughing through the entire run of the episode anyway thanks to Mike, and then Pigeon’s constant gay jokes aimed at Marquess. I’ve seen other shows do episodes with online reviews being the center of attention, and I think this is the best one by a mile.