REVIEW: Mike Tyson Mysteries “She’s a Bayniac”

Spoilers Below

Marquess takes up smoking and everyone makes a big deal about it. Soon, a mystery comes in from this guy Doug whom wants the Mike Tyson Mystery team to find out if his wife is cheating on him. Turns out, this chick has been having a lot of late nights and Doug wants to find out why. Pigeon does some research and finds out that Mrs. Bayniac works for a call girl service. The crew decides to setup a sting operation with Marquess at the helm and we find out this bitch is actually an alien from outer space. After Mike makes the save on his pal, he beats the shit out of the alien as it flies off. Doug’s in a state of shock but it’s still another mystery solved. On Bayniac’s home planet, she swims around in a bucket of cum with others of her kind.

Our Take

It’s not very often we get closure to a Mike Tyson Mysteries case, but I’m glad we got it. Even if that closure is as much as a left turn as Bayniac being one of a race of aliens that swims around in cum.

In any case, I didn’t care about Marquess’ smoking and Mike Tyson was rather quiet tonight in terms of really good jokes. Pigeon had quite a few in mostly a sex-heavy dialogue that featured bouts with semen, cheating, and dick pics, but the fight was awesome between Mike and the alien. I actually wish we got more of the fight, but I’ll take more fighting in general from Iron Mike.