Three things that happened in Family Guy’s ”We Love You, Conrad” that did NOT come true

Look, I’m sick and tired of everyone thinking that Seth MacFarlane is Nostradamus and can predict the future with all of this shit going on about Bruce Jenner being outed as a woman in the Family Guy episode, ”We Love You, Conrad”. Recently, he was even asked about it in a Ted 2 conference call, and he didn’t quell much, which means this shit isn’t going away anytime soon.

Now, to prove that Seth is in no way someone who can predict the future (besides the scientific reasons) here are five things that also happened in the episode ”We Love You, Conrad” that have NOT happened. Unfortunately, the producers of Family Guy predicted that Bill Cosby would hook up with Lauren Conrad, which given his recent accusations of shenanigans, may or may not have happened yet. That said:

1) As far as we know, Spencer Pratt hasn’t turned into an ape…as a matter of fact we have no idea where Spencer Pratt is and we aren’t planning to go look for him either.

2) The Hills isn’t even on TV anymore. Anyone just now discovering Family Guy and watching this is going to look back on this episode and wonder who the fuck Lauren Conrad is and what the hell everyone is making a fuss about now.

3) Cherry Chevapravatdumrong wrote the episode, not Seth MacFarlane. So, if ANYONE is the one that can predict the future, it’s her, and I doubt that. If Cherry really could predict the future, don’t you think she would have changed her last name 20 years ago to avoid the many ”How do you spell your last name?” questions that would soon follow her throughout her life and career?