‘South Park’ Bro Down Bracket is Now in the Championship Round

A couple weeks ago, we reported that the South Park folks were running the only bracket that matters this year: the Bro Down, which pitted 64 of the show’s characters against each other in a tournament-style face-off, all based on fans’ votes. We are now in the championship round, with Eric Cartman battling Randy Marsh.

This tourney has seen some surprising upsets, like McNuggets beating the Underpants Gnomes in the first round, Chef defeating Mr. Garrison in the second, and Stan getting bested by Butters in the Sweet 16. Even Kenny beating Kyle to make it to the Final Four was a bit of a shock. However, as hardcore fans could have predicted, Cartman, Randy Marsh, and Towelie rounded out the finalists. It’s now down to two, and the voting ends TODAY, so cast your ballot for the winner ASAPenis.

Personally, I’m a Randy fan. He’s hilarious, and represents the ultimate good guy. He tries to be a good dad, yearns to stay relevant as he ages, and always wears his passionate emotions on his sleeve. Although Cartman is arguably the face of the whole series, he’s also a conniving, evil, little son-of-a-bitch who needs to be stopped. He’ll probably still win, but now is the chance to have your voice be heard.

Because let’s face it: this is probably the most important election you’ll participate in all year, and it’s your duty as a citizen. (“I thought this was America!”)

[via South Park Studios]