Kentucky Police Issue Arrest Warrant For Queen Elsa of ‘Frozen’

Some blonde bitch ice queen has been magically spreading frigid temperatures across the country recently, and authorities in Kentucky have had enough: The Harlan Police Department has issued a warrant for the arrest of Queen Elsa from Disney’s Frozen.

The announcement was made following frigid temperatures and icy weather in the state last week, combined with a bad case of the winter blues.

“All points bulletin!!! HPD has issued an arrest warrant for Queen Elsa of Arendelle,” said a post on the department’s Facebook page. “Suspect is a blonde female last seen wearing a long blue dress and is known to burst into song ‘Let it Go!’ As you can see by the weather she is very dangerous. Do not attempt to apprehend her alone.”

Since the black magic broad can turn everything to ice, Elsa is of course a person of interest in the recent weather events. Some folks may even be familiar with the fact that she once set a winter storm upon her hometown.

“All kidding aside, the weather has been very dangerous and temps will get worse,” wrote the department. “Everyone please take precautions to stay safe and warm. Stay off the roads unless it is an emergency. Watch out and help others who may need help. HPD is doing a great job during this time but it takes everyone working together.”

You heard ’em, folks. Let’s take action and not let this spiral any more out of control. Get the Queen, and then off with her head.

Update: The Hanahan Police Department in South Carolina has reportedly caught & arrested the suspect!

[via Tech Times]