Team America gets pulled by Paramount

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Remember when we told you guys that Team America: World Police was going to be in theaters? Well, that was short-lived because Paramount has announced that they had pulled the Matt Stone-Trey Parker produced feature in fear of more terrorist attacks. Yep, that’s right. The same country that can barely get a single rocket off of the ground and features a leader that thinks Dennis Rodman is God has officially defeated the United States of America, technology, and free speech.

I’ve never seen this much knee-jerk reaction to a movie before. Why couldn’t people act this way when that piece of shit R.I.P.D. movie came out? In any case, go home tonight and watch Team America: World Police on Netflix and drink a Yuengling.