Breaking News: Miley Cyrus Does Something Right For Once, Wears New ‘Simpsons’ Itchy & Scratchy Gear

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In a shocking turn of events, Miley Cyrus recently did something good. Not only that, but you can do the same as her, and it won’t involve twerking, obscene gestures or language, or the need for an STD test afterward. Also, you get to keep all your clothes on – in fact, you’ll actually be adding clothes.

Drop Dead has developed a boutique Itchy & Scratchy Show collection, featuring the violent cartoon cat & mouse featured on The Simpsons. (Though technically, I suppose everything on the show is animated.) And Miley donned the duds for an Instagram snap.

The clothing assortment features hoodies, tank tops, t-shirts, hats, leggings, and bags. A lot of the items are girl-oriented, but a few are unisex. The only drawback: they’ll cost you close to an arm and/or a leg.

Maybe Itchy & Scratchy can help with the amputations.

[via MTV]

About Gonzo Green

@Gonzo_Green is a chronic sufferer of Pre-life Crisis Syndrome. He drinks frequently, and wears hats sometimes, with these events occasionally occurring concurrently. Gonzo also likes watching baseball, and putting ketchup on foods that ketchup has no business being on. He enjoys rock’n’roll from the 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s, when rock was rock, and meaningless repetitive phrases were frowned upon. But it is what it is.