‘Simpsons’ Slipper-Wearing UK Man On A Groping Spree

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As if Simpson-porn-peddling pro-incest pervs and Family Guy­ tattoo-sporting pepper sprayers weren’t enough, there’s now a groper on the loose in England wearing Simpsons slippers.

The creep has already played grab-ass with seven women in Watford, a town outside of London, over the past two months.

Detective Sergeant Matthew Waylett said one of the victims helped in putting together a description of the suspect. “He is wearing a distinctive pair of Simpsons cartoon slippers,” Waylett said.

The gropist is described as a black male, 5-feet-4-inches tall. “The man pictured may have vital information about what happened and I would urge the public to contact us if they can identify him,” Waylett added.

May have vital information? I bet he does. He probably knows his name, his address, and when/how to best arrest him. Maybe his prison jumpsuit size as well.

If our English readers recognize this man, run to the nearest red phone booth and call 911 or 411 or whatever number you dial to ring the bobbies.

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[Story via The Sunday Express]

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@Gonzo_Green is a chronic sufferer of Pre-life Crisis Syndrome. He drinks frequently, and wears hats sometimes, with these events occasionally occurring concurrently. Gonzo also likes watching baseball, and putting ketchup on foods that ketchup has no business being on. He enjoys rock’n’roll from the 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s, when rock was rock, and meaningless repetitive phrases were frowned upon. But it is what it is.