Giant Simpsons Corn Maze Is A Thing

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The Meuer Farm in Chilton, Wisconsin does a themed corn maze every fall, and this year they picked The Simpsons.

The plan was hatched (or planted?) in February, and it grew into a nearly three-mile-long, two phase maze that features Simpsons trivia along the way. You can apparently even navigate your way through at night with glow sticks, in case you’ve just dropped acid and are looking for something trippy to do, with only the illusion of danger.

David Meuer of Meuer Farm told FOX 11 News in Wisconsin, “We have our clue signs in the maze here, numbered 1 through 10, and then we have our passports which are sheets that are trivia questions [and] different categories.”

I don’t know about all of you, but that statement was totally confusing. I have a feeling a lot of people will end up hopelessly lost – especially the ones who haven’t brushed up on their trivia. Those patrons will be stranded until wintertime, when they’ll meet an icy, Jack-Nicholson-at-the-end-of-The-Shining death.

The maze is set to open on September 12th.

[Source & Photo via FOX11Online]

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@Gonzo_Green is a chronic sufferer of Pre-life Crisis Syndrome. He drinks frequently, and wears hats sometimes, with these events occasionally occurring concurrently. Gonzo also likes watching baseball, and putting ketchup on foods that ketchup has no business being on. He enjoys rock’n’roll from the 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s, when rock was rock, and meaningless repetitive phrases were frowned upon. But it is what it is.