Shorts Review: Oishi High School Battle “The Love Machine”

Oh look, Raif is caught in a lie. Seems like he’s not going overboard with the extra-curricular activities after all.

Spoilers!

Oishi is happy that her and Raif are now monogamous, but hopes he doesn’t break his vows. If he does, Raif will end up like her last ex, as food for Noodle. Meanwhile, Raif is in the bathroom stall, making out with Tiffany. Muugi catches them making out in the men’s room, and runs to tell Oishi. Raif catches him as he was about to narc out Raif. Raif comes up with the idea that the bird takes in information orally, then asks Tiffany to go behind the dumpster to take in more knowledge. Raif takes Tiffany back there, thinking that he was going to bang her out, except the bird just hands Raif an egg to inseminate instead. All of the fun just left Raif’s sails.

Back in the library, Oishi is sharpening her knife up on her tits, when Muugi walks in with the egg. It hatches, and the bird inside has Raif’s eyes. Raif sweet talks Oishi into thinking he didn’t cheat on her. Raif walks off, and uses the same line on three different girls, including Tiffany.

This episode had one job. And that job was done well. The episode was there just to show how much of a scumbag Raif is, and he is a big one. Since the aliens came to school, he’s made a point to get with every female possible. If you’re looking for more, though, it’s severely lacking. It’s a great five minute distraction from both your day and the show. I don’t know if that’s specifically a good thing. Watch it here.