Merch Murmurs: Bob’s Burgers Shower Curtain

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After a long day slaving over a grill, stained with burger grease, smelling of fries, you’ll probably want to wash away your worries with a nice hot shower. Well, boy do we have the shower curtain for you. (Although it just dawned on me that if you work a grill for a living, the last thing you’ll want when you get home is to be reminded of burgers. Okay, maybe you’re just a big fan of the show.)

Courtesy of 99wooster (real name: Michael Koshgarian), this epic Bob’s Burgers shower curtain features hilarious instructions for what to do when someone is choking, featuring various characters from the show. They are being advertised as “SDCC Fan-Made Sample Prototypes,” are made of nylon, measure 70 x 71 inches, and honestly look fantastic.

The curtains are currently being sold on 99woosters’s ebay page, and are a steal at $125 (plus only $15 for shipping) so you can grab seven for each one of the bathrooms in your mansion. Can I interest you in some Faberge eggs as well? How about some ambergris?

[Ed. Note: Apparently a China, IL shower curtain exists as well.]

About Gonzo Green

@Gonzo_Green is a chronic sufferer of Pre-life Crisis Syndrome. He drinks frequently, and wears hats sometimes, with these events occasionally occurring concurrently. Gonzo also likes watching baseball, and putting ketchup on foods that ketchup has no business being on. He enjoys rock’n’roll from the 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s, when rock was rock, and meaningless repetitive phrases were frowned upon. But it is what it is.