Shorts Review: Stoopid Buddy Shortz – “8 Bitch”

Spoilers Below

This short will help remind you that sometimes your buddy doesn’t want to be saved from his girlfriend. 8 Bitch opens on two friends trapped in a role player game. And while this would be any kids dream, these two seem focused on “dick stabbing” ogres and saving their friend, Steve from his girlfriend than enjoying the probably endless mystical forest right behind them.

While commenting on how much hotter she looks than them thanks to RPG developers, Steve’s girlfriend begins putting the magical hurt on our two heroes. It is not until they bond together their weapons in the name of friendship do they defeat her (with a whopping -8008 damage to her boobs; where have I seen that before…). Naturally, our heroes go to rescue Steve, only to find out that he is devastated that our two heroes have killed his girlfriend… obviously. Very funny representation of bros before hoes gone wrong… and how video game damage can be applied to real life (“+45 boner”).

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