Review: TripTank – “Ahhh, Serenity!”

Spoilers Ahead!!!

 

Dick Genie-

A lonely kid on a lonely birthday. His night isn’t panning out like he thought it would until his mom’s new boyfriend comes over with the newest edition of “Tug” as his gift. But when little Billy brings himself to PoundTown, he discovers a shocking gift. His dick is the lamp of a magic genie! And this ain’t no pussy Disney genie. This genie is the Dick Genie and he’ll kill someone for ya. Billy doesn’t get that extreme and just wishes to go to the party next door.

We come back to find Billy masturbating in the room of his biggest crush. She enters the room, turns on the light, and reveals that he’s beating off while looking at a Justin Beiber poster. The party rushes in and gets ready to unleash on him when Dick Genie busts out (hilariously across her boyfriend’s face) and saves the day. They crash through the window and crash to the ground.

Wheelchair-

Billy (Different from Dick Genie) is dying. He’s talking about heaven with his nurse and wishes that he could have seen Paris. Just as the nurse leaves, Gary the Wheelchair rolls in and grants the wish. They fly off to Paris and before you know it Billy is facing the tower. Gary notices a strip club and wishes he could stop in for a drink but due to a previous problem should probably steer clear of the booze. As we all know that’s not so easy to steer away from so Gary wheels in for a few. Gary grabs one of the ladies and heads towards the back room, snagging Billy along the way. The booze is really kicking in when Gary reaches for a bottle of champagne. The bottle busts and the cork ends up killing one of the strippers. They hightail it out of the strip club and head back to the hospital. When they arrive the police are also there and they arrest Billy for murdering the stripper. Gary says he doesn’t remember anything and flies away.

Wet Nightmares-

There’s a man and a woman on a couch getting ready to have sex. When she slips out to change, she returns as Freddy Krueger and instead of murdering the gentleman he blows him! The man awakens from this horrible nightmare and notices he’s had a wet dream. He tries to explain to his wife that it was actually a nightmare. He drifts back off to sleep and awakens on a beach in Hawaii. There are two girls there, but when they slip behind a tree to oil up Two Freddy’s appeared and start sexing him up. He wakes up again with a scream, another wet dream, and an upset wife.

The next time we see this guy he’s on a space ship with three chicks. He knows the set up and expects Freddy to arrive but he doesn’t. The women try to romance him but he can’t get it up anymore because all he wants now is Freddy. He wakes up and screams but instead of waking up his wife he wakes up to Freddy. This isn’t another nightmare. It’s a fantasy.

Trip Tank Call Waiting-

“Is This Trip?”, “Cupcake”, “Ted Alexander”, “Lish”, “Cats”

Other Sketches-

“Cannonball!”, “Eye Cancer”, “Trucker On Mushrooms”, “The Pee Slide”, “Gay”, “15 Ways To Lose A Finger”, “Robertson’s Bad Day”

Sketch Of The Night-

The Pee Slide

Skip This Sketch-

15 Ways To Lose A Finger