One Direction wants to make an animated film. In related news, I’m finding the nearest cliff the dive off of.
What did I do in a past life to deserve THIS fucking news. Turns out, popular teen-pop sensation ”One Direction” has plans to be part of an upcoming animated film that will be all about the music that they actually didn’t write but do make money from. No word yet as to when this will release, but here’s hoping it happens the same day a comet hits Earth so as to prevent anyone from sitting through it.
Look, I’m all about licensed animated fare as I regularly eat Phineas and Ferb Kraft Mac & Cheese. But, no one wants to see this and I’m sure by the time this thing comes out that one of them will have discovered heroin and then you can say, ”adios!” to this career.
There's got to be some kind of twist that's going to happen with this. I don't know if they're setting up an April Fool's joke now or what's going on, but it seems too strange that they'd suddenly reverse on doing a fourth and fifth season after the show was already renewed and they were even just talking about working on those seasons like a couple months ago or something. Or maybe the two episodes yet to release will secretly somehow each be like a "season" in themselves?