Review: Teen Titans Go! ‘Waffles’

And these ones are WAY past due.

Spoilers Below

Everyone on the team keeps saying Waffles over and over again and it’s getting on Robin’s nerves so Starfire steps in to try and get a better understanding of why they keep saying that shit. Evidently, it has nothing to do with eating waffles, but Cyborg and Beast just continue on with saying waffles over and over again. This causes Robin to order those two stay behind while he, Starfire, and Raven decide to go after Brother Blood who captures all three and holds them hostage. Turns out Brother Blood wants voice codes to all of the weapons at Titan Towers, but Robin’s not giving them up with out a fight…or at least the threat of a fight. Right away the gang gives away the voice codes, but he still needs Beast Boy and Cyborg’s codes. Brother Blood sends a video message to the other two Titans, but they continue on with the waffle shit even while they head to Brother’s hideout to get back their friends. Beast Boy and Cyborg break in, but they get caught and are tortured to no end. But, you gotta hand it to the guys, Cyborg and Beast Boy are tough motherfuckers. This inspires the rest of the team to scream waffles until Brother Blood goes nuts and takes off. Unfortunately, this causes Beast Boy and Cyborg to drop the waffles act due to the fact that it’s just no longer fun any more.

Look, I like waffles. Shit, I even have a Belgian Waffle Iron downstairs in my kitchen. But, Jesus Christ were those waffles annoying to the point of no return. Aside from MAYBE seeing Brother Blood, the jokes in this one were the equivalent of listening to ‘Somebody I Used to Know’ by Gotye 1000 times in a row. Yep…that bad.