Review: Teen Titans GO! ‘Sidekick’

Spoilers Below

Robin’s heading to the bat cave and the heroes want to come with him, but only Robin can go. When the Boy Wonder gets there, we find out that Batman wants Robin to cave-sit while he’s gone. He finds out the Teen Titans somehow tagged along and got into the bat cave with him and right away they all start smashing shit. Worst yet they get a load of the ultimate-batarang. This is Batman’s most-prized possession and of course Cyborg snatches it and gives it to Beast. Soon, the GO! team starts making fun of Robin for being Batman’s sidekick The Hive shows up so the GO! team hijacks the Batmobile and heads off to fight crime. When the fight starts, all of the GO! team ends up destroying more of Batman’s shit and worst yet loses a bunch of Bat’s tools. That said, it doesn’t help that Robin keeps stopping the rest of the GO! team from fighting crime but that all stops when we see what the big deal was about the ultimate-batarang in the first place. Robin chills out and kicks the shit out of the Hive and even with all of the shit in the cave is destroyed, Robin wants to use the opp to make sure that HE is his OWN boss…or will he? Thankfully, he can just blame the Joker.

For starters, I can’t stand TTG’s depiction of Batman, I think it’s a bit too ridiculous even for this show. Also, why would you put this team right outside Gotham City, and with ALL of the villains that are available to you from the Batman rogue gallery, you fucking get the HIVE? Jesus titty-fucking Christ, you should Sidekick this week’s episode to the curb.