Review: Family Guy ‘Quagmire’s Quagmire’

Spoilers Below

Quagmire gets himself into a bit of a quagmire after meeting the woman of his dreams, and Stewie has to make the choice between an old fling and his latest thing.

After contracting malware on his new MacBook from a shady Latino porn site, Quagmire takes it in for service and instantly falls for a woman who is just as sexually adventurous and willing as he is. Perhaps a little more venturesome.

After exploring each other’s deepest sexual fantasies, Sonya becomes abusive and demanding, eventually resorting to kidnapping Quagmire leading to Peter, Joe and Mr/Mrs. Quagmire go on the hunt for their missing friend.

Meanwhile, Stewie stumbles upon his first teddy bear and begins to neglect Rupert. But the tyke has a sudden change of heart when he catches Brian humping Rupert.

The episode is stitched together with plenty of cutaways, the majority of which were previewed at the JFL 42 Family Guy live read. But keep an eye out, because the best are yet to come. And hopefully I can say the same about upcoming episodes, because this one was pretty dry.