REVIEW: CHINA, IL ‘WILD HOGS’

Warning, spoilers in this bitch b

HOGS. ERREYWHERE. A LOT OF HOGS. If you hate wild hogs, do not watch this episode as it will leave you very upset. This is not a common warning to give someone, but in this scenario I feel it is my duty.

HOGS. I wish hog was delicious. I feel like, it’s just not. So this week’s episode (finale, big ole finale) made my stomach fairly confused. Not your normal munchies now, nope. Now I have the half-yearning for hog meat, straight off the flamethrower. Pork is just amazing. Sorry religions. That shit is dope.

So anyway – China, IL – lets talk about that ish bro.

This episode went way off the rails and even though I’m still on the fence about whether it was ‘too’ far or not, it was certainly entertaining. For the record, you can go too far; “you never go full retard” ring any bells? Yeah.

The main plot here revolves around the town of China, IL being overrun with wild hogs and the quest needed to remedy such a plague. Notable segments include [a flashback of The Dean as a child] and [Frank becoming a much “cooler” guy based on suggestions from a newly instantiated suggestion-box].

Did this feel like a finale? Yes. Was The Dean in this episode? Yes. Was their some Neely-tunes? No. Did I actually laugh out loud a few times? Yes.

That’s a pretty solid showing that gets this closer up at the top o’da’numbers.

See you next season bitches. Holla at my twitter for dating and/or more dates.