Review: Teen Titans GO! ‘Staring at the Future’

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Beast and Cyborg destroy the living quarters where everyone lives and of course Robin and the rest of the gang think it’s up to the perpetrators to pay for their mistakes. Later the guys go and get some pizza, but an argument in the last slice leads to the guys having a staring contest that lasts 30 years. In the future, Robin becomes Nightwing and marries Batgirl, Starfire moves home to her alien world filled with space knights that work for her because she’s a Queen now, and Raven is reborn as pure energy and keeps the whole universe balanced. Beast and Cyborg hate this shit, so they build a time machine, but when the other members try to stop them they get going on their indoor rodeo and clean house. The guys blast to the past and this time they decide to share a slice of pizza. Thirty years later, crazy robots will swarm the city.

Anyone looking for anything canon in the DC Comics Universe with this show will surely be shat on. Cyborg certainly becomes responsible in the future, and more importantly Raven becomes an evil Witch. Ever play Injustice: Gods Among Us?? In any case, this week’s episode was somewhat humorous even if I was more intrigued with what everyone would be doing in the future.