Review: Fugget About It ‘Royally Screwed’

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When the Falcones catch a glimpse of the latest Gangster TV special, titled Jimmy Falcone: Diary of a Dirty Snitch, the family is outraged at the portrayal of the events leading up to their relocation (we also learn Cookie is an ex-stripper, through some candid and explicit footage of her glory days).

Jimmy is distracted at work, daydreaming of taking out the GTV executives ala Tony Montana style. Only instead of his violin case enveloping a Thompson submachine gun, it houses a dwarf-samurai, who spatters all the white-collars with blood via decapitation. The fantasy also takes advantage of utilizing the Wilhelm scream not once, but twice.

When Jimmy learns of a VIP coming to Saskatchewan, he uses his influence at the Vagina travel bureau to defer the visitor to the Falcones’ household, in order to cheer up Cookie.

Meanwhile, student council president Petey sponsors an endangered polar bear named Blumpkin on Wayne Gretzky High School’s behalf. When Blumpkin spontaneously shows up at Wayne Gretzky high, environmentalist Petey takes it upon himself to clubbing baby seals and feeding them to the polar bear.

Petey feels the liberation of this endangered species is more important than prom, prompting students to bring out the torches and pitchforks. It’s up to the student council president to find a happy medium, which results in a scenario as chaotic and bloody as Carrie‘s prom.

Elsewhere, when the Queen of England (Kids in the Hall alum Scott Thompson, taking another turn at portraying the queen) arrives at 123 Jim Carrey Street (the ‘MacDougal’s’ address), McCool is lost for words and Jimmy is just happy “the old broad got here in one piece.”

Rumour has it that the Queen may be cutting Canada from the common wealth, so McCool persuades Jimmy to be on his best behaviour.

But when dinner turns into a disaster, McCool puts the Queen’s visit into context for Jimmy, using The Godfather as a metaphor to the Queen.

“Holy crap, so she’s like a don?”

“Jimmy, for Canada, she is the don of all dons!”

This week’s episode is another example of culture clash, but when the VIP guest arrives, we soon learn that they’re not much different, after turning three sheets to the wind.

After a night of drinking, the Queen quits, well, being the Queen, and it’s up to Jimmy and McCool to convince her to return to the throne.