REVIEW: CHINA IL ‘KENNY WINKER RULES’

 

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The Dean steals the show. Every episode he bursts his way into becomes way better within those glorious Hulk fueled moments. I AM A REAL AMERICAN, FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN. I AM A REAL AMERICAN, FIGHT FOR WHAT’S RIGHT, FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Yeah, The Dean is totally in this episode.

Also, other not dean related stuff.

Let’s review, shall we? FROM OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE BROTHER.

China, IL and I have a very complicated relationship. Some of the crazy shit they do scratches my itch so fucking good that I rush to the nearest bro in order to start indoctrinating him immediately (like I’m currently doing regarding Bob’s Burgers [that I’m currently marathon binging on]), while other crazy shit just doesn’t hit the mark for me at all. This episode has a running gag that Pony and the other women in town are totally smitten with a giant bedbug because it shows them ‘genuine attention’. Now I’m fairly sure that the whole time I’m supposed to be chuckling and admiring the satire (or metaphor, I don’t fucking know, I’m not a words doctor)– but really I’m just waiting for Frank to perve out or for the Dean to threaten ripping someone’s dick off. Just not my cup of tea I guess.

Also plot things: BabyCakes is runnin’ round town with some kind of Ted Nugent-y dude trying to teach him how to croon da ladies. That no work.

Meanwhile, Steve and Frank join forces to try and recover the lost keys to the university which are deep within the stronghold of a sorority house (pretty funny scenes here).

Noteworthy: The drinking song. You’ll know it when you hear it.

Catch you next week bitches.

@Achilles_Word