Review: Brickleberry ‘Ranger Games’

Spoilers Below

This week on an all new Brickle, Woody and the gang take part in the ranger games. turns out Woody used to compete, but went nuts which didn’t matter anyway because Yellowstone always wins. Denzel decides to take part in the ice skating competition and uses an old guy with Alzheimer s to teach him how to be the best black ice skater ever. Well, the only thing the mangy old man teaches is that alcohol is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems, but during the even Denzel does a really great job and wows the judges.

Steve takes on gymnastics, but Woody opts for a guy who is actually in shape and more or less gives a shit. After talking to Connie, Steve decides to take on steroids as part of his regimen and decides to compete on behalf of Yellowstone. Problem is, Steve didn’t bother to exercise whilst taking the steroids so naturally he shows up looking like a fat fuck of a blob. We find out that Woody’s gymnast is a terrorist, but Steve kills him and wins Yellowstone the trophy.

Meanwhile, Malloy leashes up a homeless guy and takes him all over the place shitting in peoples’ shoes and wearing garbage for hats. Eventually, Malloy has to have the homeless guy put down because he gets bitten by another homeless guy and we all know that’s contagious.

The hamster suicide note was pretty ridiculous, but just the sheer site of a montage where we are wiping an old man with Alzheimer’s was rather out of control. Also, any homeless people watching this episode may be offended, thankfully they are homeless and don’t have TV’s.

Written by John Blabber and ChefRich