Review: Brickleberry “Crippleberry”

Spoilers Below

Why does Steve always seem to get the stank end of the stick?  The beginning of this new episode starts off with him legitimately getting killed by Malloy in a transformers robot.  This apparently has no effect on the rest of the episode.

A circus freak show comes to Brickleberry complete with a live mole Whack-a-Mole game.  Steve decides to take a ride on the “Paralyzer” instead of the “Blowjobber”.  I haven’t seen a decision that bad since Kanye named his son North.  As you can guess, he became paralyzed.  Woody is now the source of Malloy’s lawsuit for Steve not having handicap accessible areas.  As Woody sees the lawsuit coming down on him, he attempts to exploit Steve for the fraud he isn’t.  Putting his feet in a George Foreman grill and succumbing him to other violent acts, ie. throwing him off a cliff, he realizes Steve isn’t faking it.

Denzel ends taking full advantage of Steve being a cripple.  Besides him hitting it with a much older woman, he is the root of the problem in the car accident that killed a woman.  Keep in mind, there are no consequences.  Let’s flash back to Woody…

Woody admits he was a war criminal, then tries none other than tickling Steve, but to no avail.  After Woody throws him off a cliff, Steve realizes he can walk again.  Malloy, being his lawyer, tells Steve, he in no way, can show that he can walk again.  In a twist of events, the freak show that came to Brickleberry has jury duty and it just so happens to be for Steve and Woody’s court case.  As the Chewbacca wannabe in the jury realizes he/she needs to scratch an itch, tiny bugs run off he/she and onto Steve.  Steve jumps up and needs to scratch harder than ChefRich after checking the oil in his new girlfriend with his rusty dipstick. The lawsuit is dropped and so are my pants.

Tosh, you need to step it up a bit.  I can see where your jokes are leading to before they happen.