Bill lets a pig stealer shack up with him. Can he get out of it? Find out after the jump!

Spoilers!

Bill is strolling along, and he catches a pig farmer fall out of a farmhouse. His prized pig is stolen, and the real cops take over. Bill is enjoying some barbeque, where the girl who stole the pig uses him to escape. Meanwhile, Jeff got his tickets for the frozen food festival. Bill walks in and is talking about his new lay. Lisa walks in and is jealous. How is it that Lisa Lampanelli can look even worse than she does in person? I threw up a bit in my mouth. The group meets at Bill’s to meet Daisy, and Jeff picks up that something isn’t right with Daisy. Bill ends up choosing the girl over the frozen food festival.

The next day, Lisa picks up a random someone and brings him in as her new boyfriend. Again, I threw up a little. Bill thinks that Jeff needs a woman, so he sets him up for redneckdating.com. Jeff has a stalker on date one, a post-op and bowling for date two, and a trainwreck for date three. Jeff goes to Bill to congratulate him for Daisy, but Daisy ends up threatening him until Bill shows up. back at the office, Lisa went through Bill’s trash to get some dirt on Daisy. They end up going to a barbeque joint meeting Ricky and Luther. They are nice until they ask about Daisy, then the two shoot at Jeff and Lisa. Jeff ends up at the talent show that night, where Lisa gives him a call with a bounty. The bounty ends up being Daisy, her real name being Lulu Haley.  Bill tricks Jeff into waiting at the barbeque place, then tries to trick him into leaving his house. Jeff pulls out of sight to spy on the house. Bill then tricks Daisy into getting captured.

This story seems like it could be right out of a Blue Collar special. Where most people see that as a great thing, I see it as tiring. How many times can we sit through Jeff Foxworthy’s moronic “You might be a redneck if…” jokes, or Larry the Cable Guy being a moron? Now we have another failed attempt to get these idiots on an episodic television show. I guess Blue Collar TV wasn’t enough of a fail. Also, who’s the bright idea was it to A) put Lisa Lampanelli in this show (I think she’s funny, so she’s out of place here) and b) Why would you make her seem even uglier than she does in real life?

I thought this fad was done 10 years ago, but unfortunately, it’s like Billy Ray Cyrus. You can’t get rid of him, you just repackage him into a really annoying, even crappier version of himself. Yes, I compared Miley Cyrus to Bounty Hunters. Hopefully, this wins the Cancelled Lottery and dies a quick death.