Review: Axe Cop “The Rabbit Who Broke All the Rules”

Spoilers Below

Axe Cops first decap was a walking rabbit when he was 8 years old. Unfortunately, the spirit of the dead rabbit head that was thrown in the water floats up and into a little kid.

The kid shows up to Axe’s office pretending to be an orphan, but Axe would rather see the kid with a foster family while him and Grey go to Vegas so that he can find his perfect match. Axe finds out there is not one woman on Earth good enough for Axe despite the fact that he is the perfect man. With no one around to be this kid’s mom, Axe invites him to his Learn Out camp where he can be the Ultimate Son. Unfortunately, this kid kind of stinks at being awesome, but Axe gives the kid a pep talk and all of a sudden this dude’s Bruce Lee. Axe takes this kid to complete his final challenge of cutting off a rabbit head, but instead he flips out and we’ve got a fight. Axe wins with a soul kick, and the soul of the bunny that inhabited the kid gets his head cut off. RIP Dead Rabbit.

I really hate the FCC, so I hope Axe Cop chops THEIR heads off! In any case, we get another decent episode of Axe Cop though this one I’m scoring lower than usual because I thought the plot was a bit too murky leading up to the epic climactic battle. Seriously, these guys are challenging Black Dynamite in having the best animated fights. Here’s hoping the FCC is reading this and is slowly fucking themselves.