A Link Between Puppetry, Pornography, And Cannibalism Discovered In Florida.

So apparently teaching kids about the Good Book and how porn is bad is the way we should live our lives. I can get behind that style of teaching. People should be inherently good in their intentions, believe in something and fight for a cause. But good fucking GOD, don’t use those teachings and immediately turn around and live a double standard. This guy Ronald William Brown taught kids on a Christian television network. Now he’s gonna do 20+ in a Florida prison on kiddie porn charges AND he admitted that cannibalism was an option? Good fucking grief! This guy and the jack wagon that played Elmo should be shot into the sun, and I might just be the type of guy who fills out the grant application to make that happen. Puppets and dummies might be scary, but not all the people who operate them are. And we wonder why this is a dying medium in this industry, beyond the fact that it’s old and a bit outdated. Maybe we can bury this medium inside of newspapers; they seem to be disappearing at about the same rate.

(@chefrichBB) has seen some weird shit, but even he needs a shower after this one.