Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles is the next in the line of videos to kick us right in our childhood’s dick. And this dick kicking is brought to us by ADHD. The only thing I can say is, “What, the literal fuck, did I just watch?”

I’m sure that you’re reading this because you remember the GOOD TMNT show from the late 80’s. This video gave me a new high score for “Holy Shit! Moments,” coming in at about 30. And I learned quite a bit too.

It is good to know that if this were real life, turtles carry salmonella. It is also good to know that if the Turtles and Splinter were to live together, the Turtles will have a very short life, due to Splinter being a disease ridden rat. Also, since they live to 200+ years old, they have the mind of a 7 year old as a teenager.

Oh, before I forget. You should watch this just for the turtle dick part of the video. The dance they do is so freaking creepy. Anyway, this video is a must see. End of story. Go watch.

 

9/10