So, I was perusing the YouTubes, looking for a video. Then it hit me. Jurassic Park 4 is coming out within this decade. Then I found Jurassic Park: Really Clever Girl on ADHD’s YouTube channel. It must have been divine intervention.

Remember in the first Jurassic Park, where Muldoon (the gun happy hunter type worker in the park) gets outsmarted by the raptors, then gets torn apart? Well, these raptors are even smarter. Clever Girl. One learns to deal poker, Clever Girl. dress in a shirt and takes the keys of the Jeep. Oh, and by the way, Clever Girl. The last one looks at him, then switches spots, while taking Muldoon’s clothes and gun. Really Clever Girl takes the gun, and blows him away.

If you’re a fan of satire and Jurassic Park, you should check it out.

Overall: 8.5 / 10