Coming Soon: ‘A Charlie Brown Stalking’

We decide to shit on the guy who is now in jail for stalking his girlfriend…his name is Peter Robbins aka the guy who used to voice ‘Charlie Brown’. Wear a helmet.

I saw this on Yahoo News, that Peter Robbins aka the guy who used to voice Charlie Brown back in the ’60’s, is now facing up to three years in prison for stalking his ex girlfriend and threatening to kill her.  Chances are he was just pissed because his ex probably kept moving the ball every time Peter wanted to kick a ball through the uprights, but according to the article he was trying to go after both her and her plastic surgeon that recently gave her breast implants.

I don’t know about you, but I and just about every guy in American would be sending gift baskets to plastic surgeons who make their girlfriends’ boobs bigger, but evidently this Robbins guy is pretty nuts having been caught trying to cross the Tijuana border crossing from San Diego and probably looking for a drug/prostitution score. That said, I wonder if this guy still gets royalty checks from all the re-airings of the Charlie Brown specials? Point of interest he didn’t do the Thanksgiving one, rather Robbins was the voice for both the Halloween and Christmas episodes, both of which are probably considered the best known Peanuts specials.

I hope to see the Peter Robbins Cops episode where he gets arrested and belts out a drunken ‘Good Grief’ right before he’s hauled away. Or if at the hearing he doesn’t show up because his dumb ass is waiting for the Great Pumpkin. We will let you know if/when we hear anymore so check back.