Year: 2012

REVIEW: SOUTH PARK “SARCASTABALL”

Randy’s campaign to prevent head injuries in football radically changes the way the game is played, but the new rules become a national sensation and even make a South Park student a star athlete. Spoilers Below By the time you read this, the NFL referees strike is over and normalcy returns to the NFL starting tonight on Thursday Night Football. But, in South Park, Randy is sick and tired of how football is portrayed as being too violent and sarcastically comes up with an idea about a game played by players who wear bras, give hugs, and say nice things to each other while scoring with a balloon.

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REVIEW: LEGO STAR WARS “THE EMPIRE STRIKES OUT”

New celebrity Luke begins a secret mission but is thwarted by his fans; Darth Vader clashes with Darth Maul. Spoilers Below Luke needs to escape to Naboo in order to avoid any trouble with Darth Vader and his 2 Live Crew featuring Sidious and the always egotistical Maul, the former of which wants to build a new Death Star. That said, Troopers are on Naboo causing Luke to go on a mission to grab some intel, the problem is the local ladies all recognize the Jedi warrior and as such keep blowing his cover.

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REVIEW: BRICKLEBERRY “WELCOME TO BRICKLEBERRY”

An animated series following the asinine antics of inept forest rangers at Brickleberry National Park begins with Steve worrying that Ethel’s arrival will jeopardize his stranglehold on Ranger of the Month. Meanwhile, Malloy’s love of chocolate puts him in an uncomfortable position. Spoilers Below Brickleberry National Park’s Ranger of the Month Steve Williams isn’t exactly the best at his job and together with his pal Denzel they are slowly dragging the park into a hole.

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ANOTHER NEW DETHKLOK TRACK ANYONE??? HOW ABOUT TWO?? “CRUSH THE INDUSTRY, ANDROMEDA”

A couple of weeks back we not only got to hear the first single but we also got a music video for the first single coming off of Dethklok’s upcoming release of DethAlbum III. Welp, since then two new tracks have leaked on to the web and melted my keyboard The first track listed is “Andromeda” and the next one was actually featured in an interview with Full Metal Jackie called “Crush the Industry” and you can listen to both of them below. Get psyched because DethAlbum III releases in stores everywhere on October 16th, 2012. JUMP ALREADY!

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