REVIEW: ROBOT CHICKEN “EXECUTED BY THE STATE”

In the Season 6 opener, the G.I. Joe operatives face a big challenge. Also: a look at vegetarianism; questions about the Starbucks logo; Orville Redenbacher’s new role.

Spoilers Below

G.I. Joe

Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell has been abolished but this kid keeps fucking with his G.I. Joe action figures. Some are made to look like Spider-Man and Cobra just gets pulled apart! That said, the toys decide to fight back against the kid brandishing a tank! BOOM!!

[GRADE: 9/10]

Vegeterianism

A Terminator like skit where a dude comes back in time to warn a vegetarian that if she keeps up with her silly ways, cows will have no enemies and will instead take over the world! To try and stop the dude, a bunch of cows also go back in time with guns a blazin’ so that they can make sure the vegetarian stays that way. One of the cows get turned into hamburger but then three more come in and go nuts! That said the vegetarian has two choices A) Eat a burger to stop the cows taking over or B) keep being a vegetarian for the purposes of being a status symbol and destroy the world!

[GRADE: 9/10]

Starbucks Logo

A company hires a mermaid and are either going to use her for A) mermaid porn or B) a new coffee company. A light fixture falls on the mythical beast killing her instantly so the two marketing dudes just go with option B. And that’s how we get Starbucks!

[GRADE: 8/10]

Orville Redenbacher

Children live in the same corn fields that Orville makes his world famous popcorn. Soon, he and his son get taken hostage by a local brigade but get out   and burn the field down! Kind of brutal actually, he cuts off the hostage-taker’s dick and then he stabs a kid in the eye with his son’s colon!

[GRADE: 7/10]

Other sketches

Inspector Gadget Go-Go, Sabrina, Jet Pilots, Roadrunner, , Out of this World, M.A.S.K., Pixar lamp, Character Branding, Spork

 

Best Sketch: Vegeterianism

Worst Sketch: Character Branding