THE SIMPSONS ARE GETTING WET ‘N WILD WITH PALACE ENTERTAINMENT

If any of you guys went to a Palace Entertainment Water Park this past weekend, you may have noticed something a bit different especially if you live in California. Turns out, The Simpsons are doing a bit of a promotional tour by bringing themed rides and attractions to parks all over the country to different Palace Water Parks. According to a press release from Fox Entertainment, attractions include actually dining with The Simpsons, and taking donut-shaped inner tubes(that actually look like donuts, like mmmmmmmm donutsss) when you traverse down lazy rivers. After the jump, check out the tour dates which seem to come nowhere near NJ which makes sense because that’s where I live and evidently I wouldn’t like Simpsons themed shit.

“The Simpsons Celebrate Summer” Cities and Water Parks:
Date        Water Park        Address
August 8    Raging Waters            111 Raging Waters Dr. San Dimas, CA 91773
August 10    Raging Waters        2333 S White Rd. San Jose, CA 95148
August 11    Waterworld        1950 Waterworld Pkwy. Concord, CA 94520
August 12    Raging Waters        1600 Exposition Blvd. Sacramento, CA 95815
August 16    Noah’s Ark        1410 Wisconsin Dells Pkwy. Wisconsin Dells, WI 53965
August 18    Sandcastle        1000 Sandcastle Dr. Homestead, PA 15120
August 19    Idlewild & Soakzone    2582 Rte 30 Ligonier, PA 15658
August 21    Water Country        2300 Lafayette Rd. Portsmouth, NH 03801
August 22    Lake Compounce    822 Lake Ave. Bristol, CT 06489
August 24    Splish Splash        2549 Splish Splash Dr. Calverton, NY 11933
August 26    Wet ‘n Wild        3910 South Holden Rd. Greensboro, NC 27406