REVIEW: ARCHER “CROSSING OVER”

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Episode Synopsis: Archer’s sexcapades compromise his effectiveness as an agent—yet again—and this time it’s really serious. Original Air Date: Mar 1, 2012

Guest Cast Dave Willis: Barry Dylan

 

Spoilers Below

Apparently when ISIS attends a funeral, the ensuing after party is full on drunken chaos which eventually ends up at a strip club, which of course for Sterling means he will be bringing home a lucky lady.  Welp, that lucky lady was Pam, much to Archer’s chagrin, and even threatens that if Pam tells anyone back at the office about the most mind-blowing sex he has ever had, he will LITERALLY murder her.But, this doesn’t mean he won’t want more of all that Pam, I mean shit there’s enough to go around the world 3x over!

Speaking of around the world, Malory’s ex-lover Mjr. Nikolai Jackhoff is threatening to come to town to escape his shitty job as the KGB janitor, and he might be wanting to move in with the lady that is still technically seeing Burt Reynolds. And thanks to a dope ass guard named Brute, Jackoff does make it to NY, but Malory stuffs him away in a secluded hideout within ISIS. Knowing this, the new head of the KGB, Barry Dylan, is really pissed off that Jackoff ran off(hahah) and he decides to hunt him down and kill him.

This week’s episode was really something. I mean who would have thought Archer and Pam FUCKING! Better than that, was the lead up to us finding that out, with Archer starting out this week’s episode with a Bloody Hail Mary prayer sitting next to a used blow up doll, only for him to finally get up and catch Pam in the shitter in what might be one of the grossest scenes in the history of  not only Archer but of all of cartoons. Also, the voicemail gag in this episode was the best one yet but Malory is starting to smarten up…speaking of which, Jesus how many people has she fucked the world over? It seems like every other episode this season is about “who did Malory fuck this week” which isn’t a bad thing but God Damn, she’s an old lady with the libido of a 18 year old teenager! I would have liked to have seen some more of Barry together with a little more action that wasn’t all in the bedroom as I was totally expecting a showdown between either Archer/Lana and Barry but to no avail.

(8.0 out of 10)

 

 

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