Review: Beavis and Butt-Head Super Size Me; Bathroom Break

Spoilers Below

Super Size Me

For some reason the guys are watching a red carpet special, where they catch Morgan Spurlock prancing around with his hot wife. Inspired by the fact that Morgan got a wife like that by eating nothing but McDonald’s for 30 days,the guys decide to do it themselves to get rich and famous. After about 7 days they get big and fat from eating so much. But when they run out, they decide to work for free at the restaurant  so they can eat more shit. It gets out of control though, they even bring the food to school so they can eat some more. The teachers buy it though, because they just pass it off as a semester project against corporate America. Soon enough, Burger World and stops them by sending them to Taco Yummo. Well, this does NOT sit well with Taco Yummo! Now they gotta find the guys to stop them too!!

Bathroom Break

The guys are back at the restaurant but not fat. They find out that while at work they can shit and pee and get paid while doing it! So they leave the customers and head right to the bathroom. Obviously the customers leave by the time they get out because they literally spend half the day in there. They do this not once but TWICE! Eventually, they just lock themselves in the bathroom, even going as far to eat lunch in there. Soon, the boss comes out and catches them defiling the bathroom. But, whilst they are in the middle of getting reamed out, a lawyer steps out in line and reminds the manager that technically the guys have the right to go to the bathroom as long as they damn well please. Soon, the manager has to go to the bathroom, he pisses outside and gets booked for public urination and indecent exposure.

There were only a couple cutaway gags this week which included Cribs with rich kids instead of celebrities. Oh good! Because the only thing better than fucking asshole celebrities in big houses and expensive cars that they get for lip-synching and auto-tuning their records, is a show about a bunch of rich asshole kids showing their houses off from a rich dad that works all week while they sit at home and do nothing. Fuck, this week in Jersey Shore, Snooki works at an ice cream shop.  Turns out, she wants to find a ‘juicehead’ while working there as it works better than Match.com. Maybe, next time she can use “J date”. And wow Ed Sharpe is fucking weird.

Overall, this was a lackluster week. The first episode was good but the second one really didn’t have a plot. Also, they seriously decreased the number of cutaways down to three. Now ordinarily I wouldn’t mind the fact that I get to see less of Snooki’s disease-ridden ass, but I was getting into the clips of the Teen Mom thing, that shit’s hysterical!