‘The Simpsons: Tapped Out’ Goes Gay for Pride Month

TSTO Pride Month

Whether you’re a homosexual or a Homer-sexual, you’ll find a lot to love in the latest update to The Simpsons: Tapped Out.

Beginning as soon as the game loads, Lisa & Mayor Quimby discuss the need for a Pride Month in Springfield (and for the latter, more holidays), followed by a task involving the placement of Pride Decorations, which are available in the store. Options include a Rainbow Tree ($100), a Rainbow Flag ($250), a Pride Billboard (5 Donuts), and a Two-nicorn (70 Donuts). If you’re wondering, the last item is a two-horned unicorn that vomits rainbows.

Ol’ Gil, Flanders, and even Roscoe the Steel Mill Worker (from season 8’s “Homer’s Phobia”) get in on the festivities as well, with a more detailed breakdown of gameplay here.

The updates won’t be around much longer, so show your support for equality while you still can, where it really matters: in a video game based on a cartoon.

[via TSTO Addicts]

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