Shorts Review: OnlyEyeOriginal Asked For A Review. Well, Here It Is…
I’ve seen a TON of internet videos, shows, animatics and GIF’s in my day and, well, none of them really prepared me for the link I just clicked. Is this avant garde poetry? Is it supposed to be ironically funny? Is this proof that anyone with a computer can make it big on the Internet? So many questions!
Look here OnlyEye, I’m in a giving mood, so good ol ChefRich is gonna do you a solid. I’m only gonna post a link to the video you sent us but I’m not gonna review it.
If I were to review it the words I would have used (piss poor, horrendous, borderline sad) would have offended you. This in turn would have lead to negative feedback from you and your fans on my post and, let’s face it, no one wants that especially when I’ve got wordsmiths like Cybertron and Gonzo just waiting to have my back in a verbal sparring match. So what I’m going to do is this: I’ll review another of your videos instead.
The beat is dope. The flow reminds me of Del tha Funky Homosapien. I’m also a big fan of the randomness in your rhyming. All these compliments truly lead to one question? If you have the ability to make decent to somewhat nice videos, why in the name of all that is holy would you send a link to something like that space video? Jump with your strong foot dude because sending a weak video like your first is only gonna lead to leaving a bad taste and a bad impression in the eyes of the next reviewer.
For the good video, however, you score a pretty respectable:
(@chefrichBB) is listening to KRS-ONE for the rest of the day. You should too!
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